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POSTCARD FROM STROKE CITY

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I have the worst hangover in living memory. And to make things worse still, last night was only my first night of four in Stroke City, which means that we will be going for it tonight, tomorrow night and again … Continue reading

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POSTCARD FROM MARBELLA

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I’m back in Spain for the summer, frantically working on the marketing for the August 1st launch of Losing The Plot and trying to put ink on the blank pages of my new novel, Saving Dave. Now, much as I … Continue reading

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POSTCARD FROM GOD KNOWS WHERE?

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Davey’s on the road again … wearing women’s clothes again … Okay, so that’s a bit random and I’ll come back to this in a minute, but first … breaking news … drumroll … THE BOOK! Chicos, I’m excited … … Continue reading

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A LORD’S LIFE OR AN OVAL VIEW?

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I’ve finally found something I miss about living in England: Cricket. And to celebrate this, I’m posting a piece from a few years back. I hope you enjoy it as much as I enjoyed this memorable day at The Oval … Continue reading

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SAVING DAVE

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Dave hasn’t made a will. This is in part because he doesn’t have a pot to piss in, and in part because Dave doesn’t know what day of the week it is. In fact, Dave doesn’t know that weeks even … Continue reading

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POSTCARD FROM POLAND – A FAVOURITE INVENTION

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Here’s a little piece which I wrote for my Wroclaw Writing Group. And for once, it’s got nothing to do with Brexit, so I thought I’d share it with you Batman shook his flask vigorously and tucked it into his … Continue reading

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ON WRITER’S BLOCK

Here are six few tips I have either picked up over the years, or have discovered myself to help combat the all-pervasive Writer’s Block. 1) First of all, Writer’s Block doesn’t exist. No … strike that; it shouldn’t exist. If … Continue reading

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POSTCARD FROM POLAND —BREXIT: Jeux Sans Frontières

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You know, I think I just might have the answer to this Brexit fiasco. It’s not one that would work well for our European neighbours, and it probably wouldn’t be a palatable solution for some less sanguine Brits, but it … Continue reading

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POSTCARD FROM POLAND – BREXIT, BLOODY BREXIT

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It’s happened. Having written about Writer’s Block in my last post, I find myself – on a glorious Lower Silesian spring morning – staring down the barrel of a totally wasted writing day. So I’m going to take my own … Continue reading

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POSTCARD FROM POLAND — It’s late September and I really should be back at school.

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The book’s finished! Losing the Plot, a novel by Richie Malone (as told to me) is with my editor, after a summer in Spain spent slaving over a hot, sweaty keyboard. If you want a taste of it, click here click … Continue reading

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