Tag Archives: COVID-19

SAVING CHRISTMAS

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‘Right,’ said GOD, squeezing his ample frame into his two-for-the-price-of-one Ikea revolving office chair. He’d put on weight since this pandemic began. It wasn’t that his lifestyle had altered; it was just that making man in his own image had … Continue reading

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POSTCARD FROM MARBELLA – CHINESE FLU: THE GREAT DELUSION

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I haven’t blogged about the Chinese Flu for some time, so a bit of a rant about the idiotic dogma that’s currently being propagated by Blighty is probably timely. If you’ve read any of my previous corona blogs, you will … Continue reading

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POSTCARD FROM MARBELLA: ON THE ROAD.

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Amig@s! We made it. After six days, three and a half thousand kilometres across a post-lockdown Europe, we pull into Marbs. So what was it like … what’s going on where you might fancy a holiday you’re wondering … or … Continue reading

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POSTCARD FROM POLAND. End. The. Lockdown. NOW!

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I’ve just run for an hour and a half in the woods. It took me over an hour get that bloody song: “Come on Eileen” out of my head. To make it worse, I found “COVID 19 … oh, COVID … Continue reading

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BREAKING NEWS! THE WORLD IS FLAT!

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Taken from The Times, Monday 17th April 2045 Belgian-Dutch Study claims that the world is flat. Recent research commissioned by the International Council for Science (ICSU) claims to prove that the world is flat and not round, as had hitherto been … Continue reading

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POSTCARD FROM POLAND CORONAVIRUS DIARY, DAY 4 LOCKDOWN BLOODY LOCKDOWN

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Day 100 So, amigos, how are you coping with this Chinese Virus? And before you say it … I’m not being racist, I’m just being honest. The joke doing the increasingly irritating Twitbook rounds pretty much nails it. If you … Continue reading

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