Author Archives: Richard Grainger

FEEDBACK – A SHORT STORY

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And so it came to pass on the seventh hour of the seventh day – as predicted in the scriptures – that GOD summoned his apostles to present their feedback. He supposed he really should have chosen a larger office, … Continue reading

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CHOCOLATE

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So there’s a thing, he thinks: A man carrying a toilet bowl, to where and to what purpose? But he lets it pass because here’s a strange country and things are more often than not other than they seem. He … Continue reading

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POSTCARD FROM MARBELLA: “POLITICS IS LIKE TRYING TO SCREW A CAT IN THE ASS”

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Chic@s – a warning! This blog is going to be a little political in its nature, so if that doesn’t float your boat, look away now. I’ve had about enough of being hoodwinked, lied to and manipulated by so-called democratic … Continue reading

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POSTCARD FROM MARBELLA – CHINESE FLU: THE GREAT DELUSION

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I haven’t blogged about the Chinese Flu for some time, so a bit of a rant about the idiotic dogma that’s currently being propagated by Blighty is probably timely. If you’ve read any of my previous corona blogs, you will … Continue reading

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POSTCARD FROM MARBELLA: ON THE ROAD.

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Amig@s! We made it. After six days, three and a half thousand kilometres across a post-lockdown Europe, we pull into Marbs. So what was it like … what’s going on where you might fancy a holiday you’re wondering … or … Continue reading

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POSTCARD FROM POLAND: 2020 – hate the game … now despising the year

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There’s one good thing that’s come out of everything that’s happened this year, at least for me. And that is that I am actually glad about my age and the fact that I won’t live long enough to witness the … Continue reading

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POSTCARD FROM POLAND. End. The. Lockdown. NOW!

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I’ve just run for an hour and a half in the woods. It took me over an hour get that bloody song: “Come on Eileen” out of my head. To make it worse, I found “COVID 19 … oh, COVID … Continue reading

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POSTCARD FROM POLAND CORONAVIRUS DIARY, DAY 121

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Now then, how’re you all coping with this China flu thing? Onto bleach and detergent injections yet? Me? Hmmm … Actually I’m not coping all that well, to be honest. If this were a WWl trench that I found myself … Continue reading

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BREAKING NEWS! THE WORLD IS FLAT!

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Taken from The Times, Monday 17th April 2045 Belgian-Dutch Study claims that the world is flat. Recent research commissioned by the International Council for Science (ICSU) claims to prove that the world is flat and not round, as had hitherto been … Continue reading

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POSTCARD FROM POLAND CORONAVIRUS DIARY, DAY 4 LOCKDOWN BLOODY LOCKDOWN

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Day 100 So, amigos, how are you coping with this Chinese Virus? And before you say it … I’m not being racist, I’m just being honest. The joke doing the increasingly irritating Twitbook rounds pretty much nails it. If you … Continue reading

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